REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
cliffhangers are so
friend: hey can i borrow an eraser
me: sure just a sec lemme find one
me: *goes on a quest through time and fucking space to retrieve the eraser from the depths of my bag*
me: here u go
friend: oh its okay i got one from someone else
How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money
I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.